1) It is the largest Buddhist country in the world both in area and by population. One of its great wonders are the thousands of pagodas built around Pagan. (For a price, and if you're Burmese, you can donate to have one of these restored in your name.) This basis has given a lot of foundation for women's rights, at least in the era before the junta. Women do not usually change their names after marriage for example.
2) No, I don't know Aung San Suu Kyi. No I'm not related to her.
3) No, I can't teach you how to pronounce her name. Your guess is as good as mine.
4) The national dress is the longyi. Though related to the sarong and sari it is not the same. Whereas the sari is worn only by women, the longyi is worn by both sexes. The longyi is also a continuous circle of fabric, not a straight sheet like the sarong. It is tied differently depending on your sex. Women essentially tuck an end into the side, while men tie a little knot in the front. Also, in Burmese it is actually called a longyi for women, but a puh-soh when worn by men. Hopefully if this democratisation and development continues, they'll be able to maintain this as the usual dress for business.
(Personally, i've found that even though yo're wearing so much more fabric, these are much cooler to wear in Rangoon than shorts and a tank top.)
4) No, I don't usually wear these.
5) Burmese is spoken in Burma and it is related (distantly) only to Tibetan. So, no, just because you speak (insert Asian language here) you won't be able to understand it. The writing looks like a series of circles and c's. I can only manage enough to ask where the bathroom is and the equivalent of "what am I eating?" but can understand a lot more.
6) I don't know what it's like to grow up there, since I grew up in the US.
7) No, I don't know Aung San Suu Kyi.
8) Please don't describe a pagoda as "something like a Buddhist church."
9) Burmese food is great but unlike anything else in the world, with Chinese, Indian and Thai influences.
10) Yes, I can teach you about Burmese food. But you have to learn to like pickled tea leaves (lepet) and fried shrimp paste with ground dry shrimp.
11) No, there are no good Burmese restaurants in Manhattan.
12) On a personal note, my grandfather was jailed by the junta during the takeover and we were classified as enemies of the state for decades. First signs of opening was when they started to allow my family and others back into the country back in the early 90s.
13) The other Asian-American person(s) you know is probably not Burmese.
14) For great Burmese food go to Burma Superstar in San Francisco. (One in the East Bay too.)
15) No I don't know Aung San Suu Kyi.